But this recent photo taken in Melbourne, Australia actually shows a 'real' Walking Corpse. I mean, just check this shit out.
It's name? None other than - Bob Jane. Australian Tyre Racoon, filth ridden bloated pigman, wife basher and all round farked unit.
The photo clearly shows a walking bloated corpse of the deceased Jane. Although he was thought to still be alive, this picture clearly shows something other than a living being.
At first we thought maybe it was a costume of YODA for a Star Wars convention, but when it spoke, it left no doubt, "Get out of my farken way you pricks, i'm farken Bob Jane .
Well regardless, the 'creature' known as Bob 'Yoda' Jane proceeded to become somewhat more aggressive and as shown in the next photo clearly attacks the photographer and throws his deformed hands out in anger.
He then jumped into his giant penis car [as shown below] and took off and we quickly followed him.....
...his next destination, is the only place he's able to get some pussy these days - The Inflatable Pussy Palace just off St.Kilda Road. See photo below:
Later that night he left the Palace for his home...we weren't surprised at the all the new renovations that Bob spent $450,000 dollars to become the best little gay whorehouse in Victoria. Truly a proud monument to modern gay lifestyle for the 70+ fagman.
enough said....this bloke has serious farken issues!!!
