Bob Jane - Lowest Form of Life, Sub-Human Scum!

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Robert "Bob" Jane is an former race car driver and businessman. Nowadays known for his slowly shrinking number of tyre outlets, Bob Jane T-Marts.


Jane grew up in Brunswick, an inner-city suburb of Melbourne known for it large homosexual population.

In the 1950s, he started Bob Janes' Fagland, a company which distributed sex toys made from old rubber off cuts and worn out parts from Jaguar and Alfa Romeo's. Through this venture, a love of the gay revolution, his business blossomed and he then entered competitive fag racing in Australia in 1956; by 1960, he was racing with some of Australia's top gay drivers.

Racing and spousal abuse career!

In 1961, Jane attempted to hide his deep settled gayness and after winning the Armstong 500 at Phillip Island, Victoria, driving a giant penis injected rocketcar he married a number of men in secret ceremonies. He covered this up with a women who where far to good for the gay little faggot - and Jane knew this as he bashed his way out of these relationships - so he could get back with his brunswick boys.

While not widely known, Bob Jane continued to enjoyed bashing a number of his wives or lady punching-bags (as they are known) from time to time. This of course helped him feel better about his lack of 'real' manhood.

When he wasn't bashing his wives, he also enjoyed sexual relations with hundreds of his leather bound boy's of the Brunswick posse and even attempted relationships of a sexual kind with members of his own family.

Back at the track, Bob Jane was racing hard like the way he drilled his men and as hard as the way he hit his women!

During 1963 and 1964, Jane's homosexual interests exploded and really came to a head. No man was safe from Bob Jane massive homosexual appetite. He started hiring more salespeople (all men by the way) for his new store and they had only had to like one thing - i wonder what that was?

Jane won the Australian Touring Gay Car Drivers Championship in 1962, 1963, 1971 and 1972. Of the 38 races he started in the ATCC, he finished on a penis shaped podium 21 times.

He retired from racing in 1986, but not from spousal abuse nor his love of men.

Bob Jane T-Marts

The whole BJ T-Marts story is nothing more than a shit boring story of one mans love for Rubber Products...all very perverse and sick really! Let's jump those years about Jane's fetish for Rubber and leather products......

Personal Moral Bankrupt

The most recent news headlines in 2006 throughout Australia of his problems with his younger & estranged wife came of no surprise to those who know what a true scumbag Jane is.

A life-long abuser of females and then Wife Basher. An Incestuous Pig who attempted to have sexual relations with members of his own family (female and males alike) and a total personal bankrupt.

Pure Scum!

But thankfully a Pig who will burn in hell for all time for his sins!

Anyone who felt bad for Jane, please listen up. The creature is a pig, dog, maggot who will burn in hell for his sins! The newspaper reports him as a harmless old man, and a real nice guy! Bullshit! Nothing could be further from the truth the creature is a lowlife of the highest order.

Over the last few years, Bob Jane has hidden behind his new found religious lifestyle - even transporting an old Church to his Blunderdome in Victoria. What a joke! Big Bad Bob, finding out that he was stricken with AIDS and Cancer, scared the hell of of little Bobby and now he attempts to repent for his life of Sins - but it a little to late Bobby! Only the Good Die Young and you know your going straight to Hell little man! So for now Bob Jane continues to leave his thick disgusting slime trail on our earth like the dirty slug he is.

Bob Jane is also suffering from AIDS/H.I.V although this will not be brought public as he will never admit it.

We all rejoice in the assured knowledge that Bob Jane will shortly be sharing a room at 'Hell's Hilton' for all of eternity, with his room-mates including, Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein and millions of other rotting pig farkers!!

Goodness knows he will be in very good company and we all hope is slowly roasted over an extremely hot fire for 10,000 to 20,000 million years. However it will probably take that long just to cook his massive swollen head.

Jane is without doubt one of the biggest sacks of crap that has ever been farted out of the womb and into humanity - in a very very long time.

All hail the chump!!

Your going to Burn in Hell Bob Jane!!!!

Bob Jane Speaks Out about his AIDS & HIV Battle

Bob Jane [Pictured Here] has spoken out about his struggle with AIDS/H.I.V in his new tell all interview. We couldn't be bothered to read his whole interview as the guy is dead boring and talks in tongues.

Basically it comes down to this:

A.I.D.S is a plague sent from God, Bob is a fudge packing man! That is what you get for having a penis up your arse and that is what you get when you swallow another man's load. Millions of lost Hamsters running ramped in your bowels, how do you find love in another man's hairy arse ? Bob? Driving the Hershey Highway!


Bob also talks about the struggles and hardships of being the world's biggest AIDS infected prick!

You going to burn in 'Hell Pigboy'!!

Bob Jane Identified as the Walking Dead! Photo proves the fact

'The Walking Dead' - it's been written about in thousands of horror books and comics as well as being the focus of hundreds of TV shows and big screen films.

But this recent photo taken in Melbourne, Australia actually shows a 'real' Walking Corpse. I mean, just check this shit out.



It's name? None other than - Bob Jane. Australian Tyre Racoon, filth ridden bloated pigman, wife basher and all round farked unit.

The photo clearly shows a walking bloated corpse of the deceased Jane. Although he was thought to still be alive, this picture clearly shows something other than a living being.

At first we thought maybe it was a costume of YODA for a Star Wars convention, but when it spoke, it left no doubt, "Get out of my farken way you pricks, i'm farken Bob Jane .





Well regardless, the 'creature' known as Bob 'Yoda' Jane proceeded to become somewhat more aggressive and as shown in the next photo clearly attacks the photographer and throws his deformed hands out in anger.

He then jumped into his giant penis car [as shown below] and took off and we quickly followed him.....

...his next destination, is the only place he's able to get some pussy these days - The Inflatable Pussy Palace just off St.Kilda Road. See photo below:

Later that night he left the Palace for his home...we weren't surprised at the all the new renovations that Bob spent $450,000 dollars to become the best little gay whorehouse in Victoria. Truly a proud monument to modern gay lifestyle for the 70+ fagman.

enough said....this bloke has serious farken issues!!!

Bob Jane Moves to South Park

Bob Jane moves to South Park.

Bob Jane is set to become the newest name to move into the infamous South Park TV show. In all new episodes currently in pre-production, a out of work tyre fitter named 'Bob-Bob' comes to town and takes and in a fit of rage takes the school children hostage.

After moving to South Park with his Asian Chick-Boy Girlfriend, Bob-Bob starts looking for a work, but after not being able a find a job after a few days in the new town he goes farken crazy and takes to kidnapping the South Park crew at their school to make some money.

When his ex-wife is brought in from another town to help help calm Bob-Bob down and end the siege, Bob-Bob blows a massive head gasket and attempts to kill his ex-wife, before being shot by police.

The creator's of the show made commented about just how easy it was to bring Bob-Bob to to the South Park list of characters. "it was truly seemless. just so very simple, as our production crew have lots of experience with creating small, fat, bad mouthed one-dimensional dwarfs with massively swollen heads". "Bob-Bob real life persona fits perfectly with our character designs".

Bob-Bob will be voiced by special guest Billy 'Bob' Thorton.

Bob Jane to Close down all Stores

Bob Jane to Close Stores and Sell via E-bay

In a brave move that has turned many heads within the Australian motoring industry, Bob Jane T-Mart's have announced a revolutionary way to do business in today high tech world.

The announced today that Bob Jane T-Marts would close heir remaining 8 or 9 stores nationwide and that the company would start selling exclusively through online auction site ebay.com.au - username : a_lasa_4u

Bob Jane who held a press conference from his hospital ward at the "The Centre for Cancer Infested Arseholes" in Los Angeles, California announced the plans and new direction for the company "as being the biggest revolution in business since something called 'The Ravelling Nancy'.

(- we have no idea what the hell he was talking about! we can confirm he was smoking some very funny weed like stuff during the whole press conference - ed)

Photo: Bob Jane announces all new ebay.com.au tyre store at press conference this morning.
(We think Bob need to stop smoking the weed as it's effecting his business sense - ed)

"I'm very farken proud of this brave new move which will be overseen by himself and his son Rodney and i know it means a great new direction for the whole Bob Jane T-Marts team".

Bob stated "Rodney is actually doing the whole sign-up process for eBay on his very own computer as we speak, he better not fark it up!. It's my opinion that closing all our remaining stores around Australia is vital to our long term success in the market place. I can see the potential of being able to sell x10 times the amount of farken tyre's on eBay for just .99 cents and still make a decent profit.

Overall the store closures are due to a major shift in the whole consumer market, something we've not seen since the i was a wee boy. Customers are now using their computers to buy everything from toothpaste to tyre's and we will be there for them, ready to serve with a smile and to take their farken cash!. My vast knowledge of the wheels and tyre's industry tells me people are no longer going to buy tyres or any product for that matter, unless it's for farken sale over the farken world wide web".

he continues...."it farken well makes business sense to move our company into this massive new online market place - 100%. After carefully looking at the best online opportunities, we felt that eBay was the site to use for our all new sales direction. It's the only way forward and it will make us the market leader for another 100 to 200 years. Customers will buy direct from the comfort of their own homes and we also will offer an additional new mobile fitting service, where myself and other members of my management team will arrive at a customers house or work place with our all new horse and cart fitting team. We will then fit the tyres completely by hand....and free of charge.....it's pure farken genius!"

Bob has recently taken delivery of 12 ex-Carlton and United Draft horses who have been in operation since the late 1920's. He plans to have members of his middle management and accounts department to be driving them and to be fully mobile in 3-4 different area's of Melbourne within a few short weeks as the new operations are put into place.

Jane says on planned store closures as "it totally farken necessary and good solid business sense. All existing retail outlet's will be closed down within the next 2-3 weeks and will offer current farking store owners a position on one of our new mobile horse and cart fitting mobile units. We also have major plans to give all current operators up to 4 million restricted shares options as part of our planned company listing on the ASX. The IPO could be underway as early as the later part of 2007 and will allow for expansion into new markets overseas such as China, Tonga and possibly Tasmania and farken Kangaroo Island.

Bob says that "by closing all the farken stores and having a single centralised distribution center as well as fully sustained horse stable, plus cosy lodgings for our current staff who will almost certainly be farken homeless after i've farken finished the final reconstruction of their farken current company positions. In turn lowering company overheads and increase profit's by more than 2000% in the first 5-6 months. I can see us selling over 2 - 3 millions all new Lasa super low profile tyre's within the first month on eBay alone. We have just signed a massive contract to sell 100 million Lasa tyres in the first 5 years in Australia.

This way we can do away with all the so-called quality brands such as Yokohama and Bridgestone, which are nothing more that overpriced retread. The Lasa brand will be on every car in Australia within 10 years. They will take 80% of the tyre market in the near future.

Jane wouldn't elaborate much further on the upcoming IPO, but did conclude the press conference (before passing out) by saying "our plans are to introduce a fair and reasonable company share float of no more than 5 billion shares in the first offering. We don't want to dilute the company value too much. All our current T-Mart operator's will be given first options on 3-4 million restricted shares which they will never be able to sell into the market as the the restriction is until 2095 AD. hehehehehe

Bob Jane's Private Assistant Tell's All .....

Suk somm Slong, Bob Jane's private Assistant and now part-time carer has told the world about Bob Jane's perverted ways in a tell all interview - she tell's 'Bob' in this exclusive photo that he ....




Suk tells us "bob jane and his dinga-ling is very very tiny and his he a horrible bad olde man. He force to like me to do the ping-pong ball thing all the time. Also he likee to see me naked with farm animal and me don't like goats.

Me [Suk] are growing tired of his terrible smells and have to clean him up every few hours.....he very disgusting olde man. He nothing but a bloated pig farker.

Bob Jane's Operation - An Outstanding Success!

After battling full blown faggot induced A.I.D.S (Anal Inflected Death Sentence) and numerous other medical issues brought about by being a farken SINNER!!!

Bob Jane of Bob Jane T-Marts Australia has finally undergone an all new radical surgery to correct his tiny bug-like and deflated manhood.

In a world's first operation in plastic surgery doctors have successfully corrected Jane's tiny manhood and then some!

His olde bloated corpse-like body has never looked so.....mmmmm.....good?

Really there are just no words to describe this, it's just so incredible, so please read on an view the photo's as it worth 10,0000 thousands words.

Photo's released today show the all-new 'Bob Jane' after his release from the operation :

We really think the photo says it all and more!

A SUCCESS!!!!